What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:40

You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What happens to single guys when they get older?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What do you think hell is like?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
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Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.